Here at Asylum, we've covered a lot of 'dude humping things' stories, and ... man was recently arrested while attempting to unlodge his penis from a pastajar. ...
Man caught with penisinpastajar ... near Nobbys Beach. STEPHEN RYAN ... near Nobbys Beach with his penisin a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh ...
An Australian man caught driving a car with his penisin a pasta sauce jar has told a court he resisted arrest because he was trying to make himself “decent ...
Penis. Pastajar. Police chase. If this story contained a pig or a pear it would ... after he was caught by police in his car with his penisin a pastajar. ...
Police car chase, man wanking with jar of pasta sauce, stockings, porn and a jack russell terrier. ... only one that read it as "Man finds penisinpastajar" ...
An Australian man led police on a slow speed chase while he masturbated in a jar of pasta sauce. He didn't stop doing it when the police apprehended him. Also in his ...
A 46-year-old New South Wales man was found pleasuring himself with a pastajar after a brief car chase with police. He apparently continued pleasuring himself
Man caught with penisinpastajar. Stephen Ryan. The Herald. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 ... near Nobbys Beach with his penisin a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh ...